Thursday, December 7, 2017

(316) *ovaries exploding indistinctly* + links

By Sati. Thursday, December 7, 2017 17 Comments
  • I'm continuing my insane quest. On Friday (and on Wednesday) I rewatched The Wolf of Wall Street (livetweet - 1,2,3) which is one of my favorite films of all time. The script of that thing is amazing. The film is so funny, obviously the ludes scene had me on the floor laughing but the confrontation in the parking lot with Jon and Jonah is just insane and my pick for the second funniest scene in the film. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksvlle to give me a pass!

  • Wednesday, December 6, 2017

    10 great uses of songs in movie/TV series trailers

    By Sati. Wednesday, December 6, 2017 , 9 Comments
    This is just off the top of my head and by no meants "Greatest of all Time" kind of list because there are just way too many examples like that to choose from. One of the things I love about trailers is when they use the music to great effect (such as the recent Rampage trailer with awesome use of Smashing Pumpkins' song). We're not talking about the epic trailer music or a well known theme from another film used to great effect (Requiem for a Dream music used in The Two Towers trailer), but just a skillful use of song. Here are some of the examples that came to mind:

    Friday, December 1, 2017

    (315) *grunts softly* + links

    By Sati. Friday, December 1, 2017 33 Comments
  • I cannot stress how bad this week's RF is gonna get.
  • You'll gonna need a shower.
  • And I'm gonna need a lawyer, probably.
  • And we all are going to need an exorcist.

  • Friday, November 24, 2017

    (314) Lock your editing room, my man + links

    By Sati. Friday, November 24, 2017 25 Comments
  • This is gonna be my life until December 21, 2018.
  • And I'm not the only one:

  • Sunday, November 19, 2017

    Justice League

    By Sati. Sunday, November 19, 2017 , , , , , , , 13 Comments

    So here we go, my review of Justice League, list-style.


    Thursday, November 16, 2017

    (313) The Great Flood of Europe + links

    By Sati. Thursday, November 16, 2017 23 Comments
  • This interview is hilarious but this is hands down the best part:
  • I laughed for 5 minutes when this happened. The journalist didn't even direct the question at him but clearly Jason was dreading it and was so done with this preemptively. Well, it serves him right for running around Iceland half naked!

  • Friday, November 10, 2017

    (312) #allin #yourmouth + links

    By Sati. Friday, November 10, 2017 23 Comments
  • The hashtags. Mother of God, the hashtags!  --->
  • I think I actually died and this is coming to you from beyond.
  • Oh good, the interviews for the film have started. This one is hysterical. The interviewer actually has the balls to ask about Weinstein and Affleck is bending over backwards not to look worse than he already looks. And Jason looks like he is literally praying to God for that "joke" not to come up.
  • Affleck really needs to stop talking.
  • And yet he is talking
  • I can't handle this bit! Is he on some sort of mission to kill all women? Well, all women except for Brittani.
  • I need that blooper in my life so bad.
  • Lord, that yawn.
  • That radio interview is audio porn.
  • Corden's show Thursday and Graham Norton's show Friday. Please Graham don't show my tweets on television. Particularly the seahorse one.

  • Friday, November 3, 2017

    (311) Hawaii vs Australia + links

    By Sati. Friday, November 3, 2017 29 Comments
  • Oh my God guys I have so much hotness for you this week. Drink lots of water before you proceed. 
  • Can you guys believe Brittani doesn't find this guy hot? What the hell? 
  • I wish I was that rock he was climbing. I would probably die, but still.
  • Apparently, in Polynesian, the word "momoa" means "dry". That's the most ironic thing I've ever read.
  • Jason, if the popcorn is on you will you also pay for my funeral after I see the film? And for the love of God come here and clear my Internet browser history?
  • He is gonna be on Corden next Thursday so I guess that's gonna be the first time I actually watch that show.
  • Yes, I did rewatch Conan the Barbarian and livetweeted it. 
  • God that was so entertaining. 
  • So very entertaining.

  • Friday, October 27, 2017

    (310) Aqua...boo? + links

    By Sati. Friday, October 27, 2017 28 Comments
  • No Hugh or terrible wig sightings this week. It would be a sad time but you know me, always keeping busy.
  • Great article on Logan. Turns out that 1. James Mangold is working on a script for standalone Laura film 2. The narrative is still where is Patrick Stewart's Oscar nomination? when it's Jackman who should be first and foremost getting mentioned when it comes to awards here so I'm pissed off 3. When asked about it Hugh said he is hoping the part will be recast. 
  • Boo, I need you to stop talking.
  • Meanwhile Hugh, Vera Farmiga and others did the reading of The Princess Bride to aid Puerto Rico. Apparently Hugh kept talking about The Greatest Showman after the thing. I really hope it's at least decent because it's gonna be crushing to see him put so much effort into something only for this to tank. 
  • We know the drill. You show me a hot shirtless dude that also happens to be a nice guy, family man and likes animals and that's it. A good guy who would kill all the bad guys. With his bare hands. That's all it takes.
  • Once again I've fallen through the hole.
  • and I can't. 
  • get. 
  • out.

  • Friday, October 20, 2017

    (309) Welcome back to my good graces, Jason + links

    By Sati. Friday, October 20, 2017 27 Comments
  • Oh, did they give him six candles? Adorbs.
  • Hugh wished Zac Efron happy birthday and shared this adorable BTS photo from The Greatest Showman
  • Hugh still hasn't make a statement about the Weinstein scandal but it's very hard to be mad at him when he tweets things like that
  • I love the fact that it's always Dali LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA.
  • He is being an angel again. In a white shirt.
  • If he is gonna be Pikachu then the universe is clearly fucking with me. Because you know I will watch that thing.
  • Not only is the wig back, now there's also completely insane stare accompanying it:
  • Oh yeah. That's perfect for Pikachu.

  • Saturday, October 14, 2017

    (308) United we stand + links

    By Sati. Saturday, October 14, 2017 21 Comments
  • My wrist hurts today so I'll keep it short.
  • How to be wild by Hugh Jackman.
  • Hugh is in Colombia right now (1,2,3,4,5, 6, 7) which I misspelled as Cambodia on twitter several times this week because clearly I am an idiot who doesn't know where any countries are. 
  • Yeah, I need someone to take car keys away from him.

  • Thursday, October 12, 2017

    Hugh Jackman Appreciation

    By Sati. Thursday, October 12, 2017 17 Comments
    Hugh Michael Jackman
    October 12, 1968 (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia)

    I know every day on my twitter and practically every post here is Hugh Jackman appreciation but today it's even more appreciation because it is the most important day of the year.

    It's boo kangaroo's birthday! IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, YOU GUYS!